📊 Reform Submission Index
Browse all current reform proposals in a sortable, searchable table. Filter by topic, spice level, plausibility rating, or just follow your chaos energy.
Disclaimer: These rankings are entirely our own cursed administrative prophecies, steeped in unverified political witchcraft and guided by unaccredited civic astrology. They are not intended to reflect actual legislative viability, legal strategy, or expert political forecasting. Any resemblance to real policies, political actors, or institutions — living, dead, or undead — is purely coincidental.
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Disclaimer: These rankings are entirely our own cursed administrative prophecies, steeped in unverified political witchcraft and guided by unaccredited civic astrology. They are not intended to reflect actual legislative viability, legal strategy, or expert political forecasting. Any resemblance to real policies, political actors, or institutions — living, dead, or undead — is purely coincidental.
Think we got something wrong? We love a tactful but direct rebuttal. Let us know.
📊 Click to view Plausibility & Spiciness Rating Legend
📈 Plausibility Scale (1–5)
| Rating | Label | Definition | Use Cases |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Highly Plausible | Fully within current legal and administrative frameworks. Supported by precedent. Requires only agency-level action. | Strong candidates for real-world reform; may influence real policy. |
| 4 | Technically Plausible | Legally or procedurally viable, but politically unlikely. May require reinterpretation or face agency resistance. | Good for challenging the status quo or exposing institutional capture. |
| 3 | Structurally Ambitious | Stretches or reimagines how authority could be applied. May require coordination or new frameworks. | Useful for opening new dialogue or redefining regulatory purpose. |
| 2 | Narratively Provocative | Conceptually grounded but legally tenuous. Symbolic or rhetorical in impact. | Subversive entries that provoke thought or reveal systemic flaws. |
| 1 | Satirical / Implausible | Not achievable under current law. Fantastical, poetic, or absurd on purpose. | Satire-as-activism. Meant to provoke, entertain, or radicalize. |
🌶️ Spiciness Scale (0–5)
| Rating | Label | Definition | Flavor Profile |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | Mild | Straightforward, technocratic, unlikely to raise eyebrows. | Bland but nourishing—ideal for quiet wins. |
| 1 | Tingly | Politely challenges norms or inefficiencies; softly questions sacred cows. | Just enough heat to spark conversation. |
| 2 | Zesty | Clearly confronts power structures or entrenched interests. | Think: policy memos that get “lost” on purpose. |
| 3 | Fiery | Forces uncomfortable reckonings: wealth, race, systemic inequity. | Likely to trigger legalistic flinching or HR-forward emails. |
| 4 | Scorching | Unapologetically radical. Explicitly calls out institutions, classes, or ideologies that shield harm. | Gloves off. |
| 5 | Nuclear | Satirical, insurgent, or revolutionary. Possibly illegal in some zip codes. | The system might need therapy after reading this. |
| Real Name for the Proposal | Red State Cult Name for the Proposal | Spiciness | Plausibility | Policy Theme |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Restore Roe v. Wade Rights | Restore Medical Freedom at the Federal Level | 4 | 4 | Civil liberties & bodily autonomy |
| Stop Corporate Data Surveillance | Rescind Corporate Metadata Exemptions | 5 | 2 | Civil liberties & bodily autonomy |
| Finish the Equal Rights Amendment | Affirm State-Led Constitutional Amendments Without Federal Obstruction | 4 | 3 | Civil liberties & bodily autonomy |
| Guarantee LGBTQ+ Rights Under Federal Law | Ensure Equal Treatment Under Federal Law for All American Workers and Families | 3 | 3 | Civil liberties & bodily autonomy |
| Protect Access to Gender Affirming Care | Ensure Medically Appropriate Care Decisions Remain Between Patients and Doctors | 4 | 2 | Civil liberties & bodily autonomy |
| Protect Trans Rights | Guarantee Equal Access to Public Services Under Federal Law | 4 | 2 | Civil liberties & bodily autonomy |
| Ban Credit Score Discrimination | Restore Fair Use Standards for Consumer Credit Data | 3 | 3 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Tax Dodging with Fake Stock Losses | Simplify and Standardize Capital Gains Recognition | 2 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| End Tax Breaks for Luxury House Flippers | Modernize Principal Residence Tax Benefits to Reflect Intended Use | 2 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Make Wall Street Report All Trades | Cover Broker Underreporting Gaps | 1 | 5 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Billionaires from Dodging Startup Taxes | Small Business Stock Exclusion Reform | 3 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| End Special Tax Breaks for the Ultra-Rich | Harmonize Capital Gains Tax Treatment for Fiscal Accountability | 4 | 3 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Close Estate Tax Loopholes for the Wealthy | Wealth Protection Reform | 5 | 3 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Fund Social Security by Taxing the Rich, Not Workers | Protect Social Security Without Raising Taxes on Working Americans | 3 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Fake Business Names That Hide Ownership | Identity Verification Reform | 2 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Close Regulatory Loopholes Exploited by Wall Street Insiders | Hedge Fund Exemptions Reform | 4 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Break up Tech Stranglehold on Free Speech | Strengthen Market Integrity in the Digital Economy | 5 | 3 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Ban Dark Money in Ballot Initiatives | Prohibit Undisclosed Political Influence in State Ballot Measures | 2 | 3 | Democratic Reform |
| Voting Rights for People With Criminal Records | Establish Uniform Voting Rights Restoration Guidelines | 3 | 3 | Democratic Reform |
| End Federal Support for the Electoral College | Modernize Presidential Election Framework | 5 | 1 | Democratic Reform |
| Restore Voting Rights Act Protections | Ensure Federal Standards for Voter Accessibility | 3 | 3 | Democratic Reform |
| End Gerrymandering. Restore Oversight. | Promote Uniform Redistricting Integrity Across States | 3 | 3 | Democratic Reform |
| Ban Felons from Becoming President | Establish Uniform Eligibility Standards for Presidential Candidates | 4 | 2 | Democratic Reform |
| Rescind Corporate Personhood | Limit Corporate Legal Status to Human Citizenship | 5 | 2 | Democratic Reform |
| End "Wartime" Deportation Powers | Restoring Constitutional Balance in National Security Protocols | 3 | 4 | Civil liberties & bodily autonomy |
| Rescind Foreign Investment Loopholes | Protect American Interests from Hidden Foreign Influence | 3 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Secret Corporate Takeovers | Protect American Investors from Secret Takeovers | 4 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop the Sale of Public Lands | Protect American Land from Foreign and Corporate Takeover | 3 | 4 | Environmental justice |
| Cut Red Tape for Public Health Grants | Streamlining Performance Reporting Requirements for HHS Grant Recipients | 1 | 5 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Staff HHS to Serve the Public | Rescission of Excepted Service Classification Requirements for HHS and Establishment of Emergency Response Pay Band | 3 | 4 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Rebuild America’s Public Health Infrastructure | Realignment of Regional Operations to Support Flexible Federal-State Partnerships | 3 | 4 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Stop Delays in FDA Rulemaking | Consolidation of Rulemaking Review Procedures Within the Department of Health and Human Services | 2 | 5 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Close Hospital Merger Loopholes That Raise Prices | Revision of Premerger Notification Thresholds and Exemptions for Healthcare Entity Transactions | 4 | 4 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Ban Self-Dealing in Doctor Referrals | Deregulate Vertical Ownership Exceptions in Healthcare Markets | 5 | 4 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Let Patients See Hospital Prices Up Front | Rescind Contractual Confidentiality Allowances that Undermine Hospital Price Transparency | 3 | 5 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Restore Indigenous Land Ownership | Deregulate Bureaucratic Control Over Tribal Lands and Stewardship | 4 | 3 | Environmental justice |
| END DOGE | Rescind Meta-Oversight Authority | 3 | 4 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Push back on price gouging for pharmaceuticals | Rescind Exploitative Pharmacy Pricing Reform | 2 | 4 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Let Medicare Negotiate Drug Prices | Rescission of Drug Price Negotiation Bans to Reduce Federal Spending | 3 | 3 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Guarantee Access to Mental Health Care | Rescind insurance parity loopholes | 3 | 5 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Restore Universal Public Healthcare Access | Rescission of Enrollment and Issuer Restrictions to Enhance Consumer Choice | 5 | 2 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Strengthen the FDA | Remove administrative barriers to effective performance | 4 | 2 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Allow FDA to oversee lab developed tests (LDTs) | Rescind Unproven Lab Test Exemptions | 4 | 3 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Let FDA Use Its Full Budget | FDA Efficiency Act | 3 | 4 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Stop Political Patronage in White House Hiring | American Merit Preservation Act | 5 | 1 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Make White House Executives Meet Hiring Standards | Senior Executive Service Integrity Restoration Act | 5 | 2 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Stop the Backdoor for Political Fellows | Presidential Fellows Accountability Act | 3 | 2 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Close the White House Hiring Loophole | Executive Branch Merit Integrity Act | 4 | 2 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Let FDA Use the Fees It Collects | FDA User‐Fee Accountability | 2 | 3 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| End Staffing Limits That Cripple the FDA | FDA workforce Efficiency Act | 2 | 2 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Make Companies Accountable for Device Safety | Medical Device Safety and Accountability Act | 4 | 4 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Make Congress Choose: Public Service or Private Profits | Congressional Ethics and Accountability | 5 | 2 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Age Cutoff Limits for Congress | Congressional Leadership Renewal Act | 4 | 1 | Democratic Reform |
| Let Voters Fire Congress | Legislative Accountability Act | 5 | 1 | Democratic Reform |
| Set Term Limits for Congress | Congressional Leadership Renewal Act | 4 | 1 | Democratic Reform |
| Let Congress Fire Congress | Congressional Member Accountability Act | 4 | 2 | Democratic Reform |
| Limit Executive Order Power | Congressional Oversight Restoration Act | 4 | 2 | Democratic Reform |
| Stop Defunding the FAA | Airway Trust Restoration Act | 2 | 4 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Let the FAA Keep its Money | FAA trust fund efficiency act | 3 | 3 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| End FAA Understaffing | America First Aviation Act | 2 | 2 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Restore Digital Free Speech Protections | Freedom Restoration Act. | 5 | 2 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| End Qualified Immunity for Police Officers | Restore Integrity in Justice | 4 | 3 | Criminal Justice Reform |
| End cash bail systems | Ensure Fair Pretrial Detention and Protect Public Safety | 3 | 3 | Criminal Justice Reform |
| Ban asset forfeiture without conviction | Protect American Property Rights | 4 | 4 | Criminal Justice Reform |
| abolish privatized prisons | Restore Government Control and Accountability in Criminal Justice | 4 | 4 | Criminal Justice Reform |
| Repeal Three Strikes Laws and Mandatory Minimums | Restore accountability in criminal law | 4 | 3 | Criminal Justice Reform |
| Protect Family Farms from Corporate Meatpackers | Protect Family Farms from Big Government Overreach | 3 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Rubber-Stamping Corporate Mergers | Scrap Woke Merger Meddling | 2 | 5 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Restore Real Antitrust Enforcement | Refocus Antitrust Law on Fair Competition, Not Feelings | 4 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Federal Backing of Predatory Lending Schemes | End Federal Meddling in State Lending Laws | 4 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Private Equity from Gaming Antitrust Laws | Stop Hidden Mergers That Hurt Small Businesses | 3 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Stop Draining Public Schools to Fund Private Operators | Promote Educational Freedom and Local Choice in Public Resource Allocation | 3 | 3 | Education & Curriculum Access |
| Stop Scam Colleges and Protect Student Borrowers | Reform Federal Student Aid to Support Quality Outcomes and Responsible Stewardship" | 3 | 4 | Education & Curriculum Access |
| Let Schools Spend More on Students, Not Red Tape | Increase Local Control for Education Funding | 2 | 4 | Education & Curriculum Access |
| Streamline Student Loan Forgiveness and Expand Eligibility to Address Debt Crisis | Restore Accountability to Protect Taxpayer Dollars | 3 | 4 | Education & Curriculum Access |
| Ensure Schools Teach the Truth About Science and Social Justice | Restore Integrity and Protect Students from Politicized Curriculum Restrictions | 4 | 3 | Education & Curriculum Access |
| Prevent Religious Schools from Receiving Federal Funding | End Government Handouts to Private Institutions | 4 | 3 | Education & Curriculum Access |
| Rescind rules weakening air, water, and habitat standards | Empower Local Control Over Natural Resources | 4 | 4 | Environmental justice |
| Rescind Loopholes Shielding Fossil Fuel Industries From Climate Accountability | Protect American Jobs | 4 | 4 | Environmental justice |
| Rescind Subsidies and Regulatory Protections That Rig Energy Markets | Restore Fair Market Competition by Ending Subsidies | 4 | 4 | Environmental justice |
| Rescind Pollution Exemptions | Restore Responsibility by Ending Special Exemptions | 4 | 4 | Environmental justice |
| No Fast-Track for Cities That Zone Low-Income Families into Pollution | No Special Treatment for Cities That Endanger Families | 5 | 3 | Environmental justice |
| Ban Junk Food Lobby Influence in School Lunch Programs | Keep School Meals Local—Not Corporate | 4 | 4 | Food Systems |
| Rescind Loopholes Allowing Wasteful Defense Contract Spending | Rein in Wasteful Spending | 3 | 4 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Let Families Live Where the Opportunities Are | Protect Property Rights by Ending Zoning Overreach | 4 | 3 | Housing Justice |
| Don’t Reward Cities That Push Families Into Flood Zones | Protect Taxpayer Funds from Disaster-Prone Overreach | 4 | 3 | Housing Justice |
| Don’t Let Federal Money Block Affordable Homes | Stop Penalizing American Families | 4 | 3 | Housing Justice |
| Stop Wasting Transit Dollars Where Riders Can’t Afford to Live | Hold Cities Accountable for Transit Waste | 4 | 3 | Housing Justice |
| Stop Rent Hikes That Push Families Out | Protect American Families | 5 | 3 | Housing Justice |
| Ban Price-Fixing Algorithms in Taxpayer-Funded Housing | Keep Big Tech Out of Public Housing Markets | 5 | 4 | Housing Justice |
| Make Food Assistance Easier to Get | Cut Red Tape So Working Families Can Eat | 3 | 4 | Social Welfare |
| Ban Utility Disconnections for Inability to Pay | Protect Ratepayers from Government Overreach in Utility Billing | 3 | 4 | Economic Equity & Structural Wealth Reform |
| Social Safety Net Access Reform | End Fraud-Prone Welfare Expansion Loopholes | 2 | 4 | Social Welfare |
| Raise the Federal Minimum Wage | Protect Entry-Level Jobs from Inflationary Mandates | 4 | 3 | Labor Rights & Workplace Equity |
| Expand OSHA Enforcement Authority for Workplace Safety | Protect Small Businesses from Overregulation | 3 | 4 | Labor Rights & Workplace Equity |
| Ban Mandatory Arbitration in Employment Contracts | Protect Job Creators from Frivolous Lawsuits | 4 | 4 | Labor Rights & Workplace Equity |
| Restore Overtime Protections for Salaried Workers | Protect Employers from Job-Killing Payroll Mandates | 3 | 4 | Labor Rights & Workplace Equity |
| Collective Bargaining Deregulation Reform | Protect Worker Choice from Union Coercion | 3 | 4 | Labor Rights & Workplace Equity |
| Supreme Court Expansion | Block Radical Court-Packing Schemes | 5 | 3 | Judicial Reform |
| Term Limits for Supreme Court Justices | Protect Constitutional Balance with Fixed Judicial Terms | 4 | 3 | Judicial Reform |
| Expand DACA Eligibility and Pathway to Permanent Residence | Fix a Broken System Without Rewarding Lawbreaking | 3 | 3 | immigration & Worker Rights |
| Rescind Public Charge Rules for Benefit Access | Stop Bureaucratic Overreach in Immigration Benefit Rules | 3 | 4 | immigration & Worker Rights |
| End Mandatory E-Verify Expansion | Protect Small Businesses from Job-Killing Mandates | 3 | 4 | immigration & Worker Rights |
| Immigration Deregulation Reform | Stop Corporate Abuse of Guest Worker Programs | 3 | 4 | immigration & Worker Rights |
| Restore Equitable Access to Federal Disaster Relief Funds | Eliminate FEMA’s Discretionary Red Tape | 2 | 4 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
| Close Capital Gains Loopholes to Fund Medicare & Medicaid NEW | End Bureaucratic Waste in Tax Expenditures | 4 | 3 | Healthcare & Public Health |
| Enable Removal of High-Ranking Officials for Constitutional Violations NEW | Fire the Deep State Traitors | 5 | 3 | Government Oversight & Transparency |
Last updated: 2025-05-21 01:17:37