Submit. Don’t Obey.

  1. Grab a snack and some water. You’re going to need to hydrate.

  2. Download the toolkit (which includes pre-written suggestions for you to copy and submit)

  3. Head on over to https://www.regulations.gov/deregulation

  4. Hang on. I’m going to need some coffee.

  5. Alright. Head over to their website——

  6. SUBMIT RELENTLESSLY.

A satirical flowchart titled "Public Notice PN-1984: Submission Procedures for Deregulatory Review" with steps such as selecting a target, suggesting deregulation, detailing a policy, submitting a suggestion online, and forcing bureaucratic friction, with humorous commentary on each step.